Chris Komarnicki (pronounced "kris") is the proud single-parent-household
father of the frightful little bastard of a yet to be released Marathon
Infinity scenario, "Marathon: Killing Time". Chris
is a resident of Winnipeg, Manitoba, CANADA so please be patient
and understanding. He is not the hate mongering imperialist social
anarchist that his godless and politically embroiled country has
become famous for in the last century. Chris is a kinder and gentler
Evil Canadian, one who wants to give back some of the vital organs
the majority of his countrymen have stolen from third world children
in South America. Chris says as soon as he dies they can have his
liver, lungs, heart and gerbil dick back. Don't laugh, it was a trade
up and Chris is a little sensitive about this. [Editor's Note:
A furiously livid Mr. Komarnicki has contacted me with the following
angry response, "For the record, I'm hung like a stud budgie!".
This guy was tense too, you could play the veins in his forehead
like guitar strings! Please accept this editor's apology Chris, I'm
sure your gozinya would leave Tweetie Pie unable to walk for a week!
- gls 12/14/2000]
Anyway, Chris has some pretty cool things to share here, things
like breakable windows, moving vehicles, spaceships that land and
walls that explode. My favorite though is the flashlight duct taped
under the shotgun. Canadians often blow off steam while they |
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are organ harvesting in South America by hunting goat sucking Chupacabras
at night. This has become so popular that the shotgun with a flashlight
duct taped beneath it is the Canadian national weapon, check the
gun rack in the pickup truck of anybody from Manitoba. I'll wait.
Back? Didn't believe me did you? I wouldn't lead you astray me boyo,
you gotta learn to trust me. Anyway, you can find this shotgun in
this tutorial as well as a number of other very cool effects and
tricks. In Chris' own words, "Rather than creating several
maps displaying one effect each, I've decided to lump them all together
into one big-ass merged map. This way, I can easily throw in the
little tricks as I go, and draw relations between effects." I
didn't know whether to put these tutorials into the Forge Tips or
Anvil Tips section, Chris is pretty comfortable working in either.
Chris is eager to hear your feedback and any advice you may have
to offer that would improve upon the techniques he discusses here.
To quote Chris with out all the stuttering, 'P' popping, lisping
and nose picking, "I'd love to hear any feedback, whether
you need help, have suggestions to improve what I've displayed here,
or plan to use any of these effects in your scenario." You
can email Chris at: chriskomarnicki@yahoo.com |