For the longest time there has been major confusion at Usenet's alt.games.marathon as to the gender of Courtney Evans and Loren Petrich. Everyone knows they are chicks but every time someone "fingers" them they post the same old saw, "I'm a GUY you library-paste-eating Pfhor's kin!!". Well I am here to end this controversy once and for all. I have dug deep into the Battle Cat's litter box and I have come up with this gold crusted nugget. What I have is conclusive proof of the gender of these two A.G.M personalities that will put to rest the flummoxed minds of many curious folks. This is a picture of Loren at E3 accepting an award for the most complicated thing said in a single sentence in a newsgroup... ever. Courtney is present only because, until the very last second, his hand seemed inescapably trapped in Loren's butt crack. There was an audible "POP!" just before the picture was snapped and the freshly disensconced Courtney quipped through an embarrassed smile, "The big lummox outhta watch where he sits". OK folks, I hope this clears everything up.

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