Gary L. Simmons  rev 08/05/03  http://battlecatslitterbox.com/Humor/gorbaldackingfilm.html
Litterbox  Related Humor

The Battle Cat's Litterbox


The Gorbal Dacking Film


PG-13 Parents Strongly Cautioned

Check out these links to more of the Battle Cat's Marathon related humor

Humor Index | MaraMag Article | PC Hell Hole | Beta Testing | 10 Gal. Butt Plug | Recipe for a Good Pfhor | Gorbel Dacking Film | Duality Review | Dirty Secret | Ask Dr. Stupid | Courtney & Loren Exposé | Christmas Aboard the Marathon | Kirkpatrick VS the Battle Cat | Marathon Comics | MarineBOB Spacepants | Lh'owon Lutefisk | 12 Days of Marathon Christmas


Below is an email with an attached film I sent Carl Lineberry a long time ago. As is typical of the simple-minded, I get side tracked easily and this incident was no exception. But then, when you are   playing the most fun game on the surface of the planet, this is not hard to do! So sit back and learn all the Pfhor swear words as you watch a Trooper have a bad day.


The Email:

Carl, I was doing something at alt.games.marathon, and decided to see if my memory was correct about the demo mode. I went into 'Poor Yorick' to check the map name and got into a fight with a couple of troopers. One was helping me kill the other and the fight with the survivor was pretty funny, if you think like me.

The Trooper was standing on the very edge of a ledge over water. I shot him and it knocked him off the ledge, a couple of seconds later you see him wading back to the ledge grousing, "That gorbel dacking forf of a gack! I'll beebel his ferners to the wall." He got back into the same position and *BANG!* - back into the water. Again you see him wading back to the ledge mumbling, "The gerfel geltching nashferter!! He's gonna eat dacking karkel out of a blort sucking lerdel macker!!" Back into the same position, *BANG!* - back into the water. "That dacking har hole. This dacking time I'm dacking going to kick his dacking har, the weeble wooping bissel snacker!!!"

Over and over, it got funnier and funnier for me because I could almost hear him swearing his way back to the ledge, getting madder and madder, just to get it again. Oh gawd, I amuse easily.



The Film:

Skully said you were a gorbal dacking har hole! This is a 33K Marathon Infinity film using the standard Shapes and Map sets, and the substandard judgment and skill sets.


Check out these other links to more of the Battle Cat's Marathon related humor

Humor Index | MaraMag Article | PC Hell Hole | Beta Testing | 10 Gal. Butt Plug | Recipe for a Good Pfhor | Gorbel Dacking Film | Duality Review | Dirty Secret | Ask Dr. Stupid | Courtney & Loren Exposé | Christmas Aboard the Marathon | Kirkpatrick VS the Battle Cat | Marathon Comics | MarineBOB Spacepants | Lh'owon Lutefisk | 12 Days of Marathon Christmas

Top of page

Back to the Litterbox