Carl, I was doing something at alt.games.marathon, and decided
to see if my memory was correct about the demo mode. I went into
'Poor Yorick' to check the map name and got into a fight with a couple
of troopers. One was helping me kill the other and the fight with
the survivor was pretty funny, if you think like me.
The Trooper was standing on the very edge of a ledge over water.
I shot him and it knocked him off the ledge, a couple of seconds
later you see him wading back to the ledge grousing, "That gorbel
dacking forf of a gack! I'll beebel his ferners to the wall." He
got back into the same position and *BANG!* - back into the water. Again
you see him wading back to the ledge mumbling, "The gerfel geltching
nashferter!! He's gonna eat dacking karkel out of a blort sucking
lerdel macker!!" Back into the same position, *BANG!* - back
into the water. "That dacking har hole. This dacking time I'm
dacking going to kick his dacking har, the weeble wooping bissel
snacker!!!"
Over and over, it got funnier and funnier for me because I could
almost hear him swearing his way back to the ledge, getting madder
and madder, just to get it again. Oh gawd, I amuse easily. |